Have your cake and linguistics, too...

A good friend of mine is an employee at a large company, where her co-worker, Suzanne, was leaving employment. So someone in the department called WalMart to order a cake for Suzanne's going-away party, and, according to my friend, the conversation went something like this:

WalMart Employee: "Hello, 'dis Walmarts, how can I help you?"
Customer: "I would like to order a cake for a going-away party this week."
WalMart Employee: "What you want on the cake?"
Customer: "Best Wishes Suzanne," and underneath that, "We will miss you."

When the cake was picked up for the party, this is what it said...